febricant:

quillotine:

febricant:

gosh-i-love-a-r-r-0-w-s:

Wut

nobody disillusion me by telling me this is photoshopped. I want to believe.

It’s times like these when you realize just how long Marvel’s been around and how long their main titles have been running.
tldr version: ‘solid dick’ used to be slang for straight-forward advice. So, no, that wasn’t a shop.

Now I want a fic in which Steve occasionally forgets that slang has changed and offers Sam “some solid dick” about a problem he’s having before immediately remembering what that means in 2014. 
And then maybe realising some solid dick might also be a modern-day solution to said problem. 

febricant:

quillotine:

febricant:

gosh-i-love-a-r-r-0-w-s:

Wut

nobody disillusion me by telling me this is photoshopped. I want to believe.

It’s times like these when you realize just how long Marvel’s been around and how long their main titles have been running.

tldr version: ‘solid dick’ used to be slang for straight-forward advice. So, no, that wasn’t a shop.

Now I want a fic in which Steve occasionally forgets that slang has changed and offers Sam “some solid dick” about a problem he’s having before immediately remembering what that means in 2014. 

And then maybe realising some solid dick might also be a modern-day solution to said problem. 

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elfgrove:

Do you ever think about how Linda Park and Bart Allen were apparently notorious in the Flash Family for enthusiastically and distractedly playing video games together for extended periods of time…

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…and then at Linda and Wally’s wedding Linda was able to basically effortlessly get easily-distracted baby-Bart focused and on task with…

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…which was almost certainly a reference to some video game they must play together?

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So the Hulk was this classic male power fantasy. It’s like, most of the people reading comic books were these people like me who were just these little kids getting the shit kicked out of them every day… And so then they created She-Huk, right? Who was still smart… I think She-Hulk is the chick that you could fuck if you were Hulk, you know what I’m saying? … She-Hulk was the extension of the male power fantasy. So it’s like if I’m going to be this geek who becomes the Hulk then let’s create a giant green porn star that only the Hulk could fuck.

Man of Steel Sequel Writer David Goyer Calls Marvel’s She-Hulk “A Giant Green Porn Star,” Insults Geeks

FLAMES! ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE!

Wow, David Goyer. You are a piece of shit.

(via tehnakki)

SHE’S HIS COUSIN. I mean, it’s a disgusting thing to say but it’s also essentially inaccurate, because if you’re going to give Hulk a girlfriend he won’t break, you don’t make it HIS COUSIN.

In actuality, the reason She-Hulk was created was that the Hulk television show was taking off in a huge way, and Marvel wanted to ensure that they owned the rights to a female Hulk should one be written into the show, because a similar issue had previously arisen with the Bionic Man and the Bionic Woman. Stan Lee personally created her as a legal move.

Which is not perhaps the most glamorous or feminist of reasons for her to exist, but for Christ’s sake, it’s not so Hulk has someone to fuck. BECAUSE SHE’S HIS COUSIN.

Show of hands who’s shocked this guy is working for DC.

*cricket chirp*

That’s what I thought.

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And people wonder why I avoid DC comics. Because of shitbags like this that write for them. 

(via perforatedsanity)

first tony harris, now david goyer. does everyone who ever worked on starman have to turn out to have a bunch of toxic, fucked up opinions? i mean robinsons on that list for cry for justice alone

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